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A guy that does anything to win a girl over
Jake: Your dress is not that pretty its blue and I hate the color blue
SIMP: Hey man leave her alone if blue is her favorite color then its her favorite color at least she looks pretty with it on!
Jake: LOL simp
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What "Simp" use to mean was
"a man that puts themselves in a submissive position under a female and would do absolutely anything to be able to get with her/sleep with her"
But now every time a man even slightly mentions a woman either on social media or IRL there will definitely be (most likely young) people there that don't understand the word to call that person a simp, that persons reply history is mostly filled with the word simp and it is very likely that he/she thinks they are hilarious. Those people also watch their "master" PewDiePie and love playing Minecraft whist describing those things as dank.
Example #1:
Man 1: Hey guys, I asked out my crush today
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: SIMP
Man 4: S I M P
Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, did you see that girl? she was really hot
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: Simp it up
Man 4: Fuck you simp
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Lance Stachowiak
The biggest simp in the group. This man simps over girls so hard and gets cooked about it on the daily. But will never admit he's a simp.
Look at that simp ass nigga Lance! Sarina left him and now he’s begging maya to kiss him. What a fucking simp.
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A person that gives all of his attention to girls
Nivtz is such a simp! he always ditches us to talk to some hoes
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Someone who is taken advantage of by girls, thinking they will get action from them by ignoring everything else to help said girl.
“Elaina made Daniel look like a simp by using him to do her homework, even though she was dating another guy.”
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Any attention devoted to females one finds attractive that wouldnt otherwise be devoted is simping. This accounts for a baseline of human kindness which varies by person.
If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt.
Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp.
Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
“Jason took her out on an expensive date and didn’t get laid. What a beta cuck simp!”
“Bob only buys girls a drink at the bar, but it gets him laid often. That is what we call tactical simping.”
“Chad watched a romantic comedy movie he hates with her in her bed but it got him laid. That is some finish line simping.”
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A simp is a beta male that acts in a submissive/subservient manner to any woman for just a hint of the cooch. Common names for a simp include lachlan and billy.
“Who’s that guy holding that girls coat”
“Oh it’s Billy the simp!”
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