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Skip Brainless

A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.

Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"

Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment

by Smartman23ass May 29, 2021


Tard Skip

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character

Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019


bebe skip

1. Anything adorable or cute.
2. If a liquid is spilled on the ground, such as chocolate milk, bebe skip is also used to be blamed for the spill. It doubles as an imaginary chihuahua that urinates beverages.

Awh that boy is such a bebe skip!

(pointing at chocolate milk spill)
You know who did that right? Bebe skip had an accident.

by percypjackson April 24, 2009


skip the a.m.

sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.

Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.

by AlexCK September 2, 2008


Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.

“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”

by Steve Blends February 18, 2022


hit and skip

when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.

also a word to describe a hit and run.

"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."

by psychedelicsnowing December 26, 2016

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woo skip

A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago

Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings

by dicksey normous March 11, 2008