The Slide hammer

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage

"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""

siren slide

A rapid interest in something followed by an immediate loss of interest; a short lived trend.

Metaphorically, like the Doppler Effect: sirens coming closer and getting louder, and then decreasing just as quickly.

Guy 1: What ever happened to the guy that did that song Gangnam Style?

Guy 2: American interest in a Korean pop star? Total siren slide...

Slide Missing

The feeling of not remembering certain parts of the previous night, similar to a slide machine missing slides in a slide show. Usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.

An example of a Slide Missing:

Frank: Hey man, what happened last night after Sally poured beer all over John?

Jack: No idea man. There are a few slides missing from last night.

Slide through

A booty call

4 am shawty text me down. She gonna slide through.

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hamburger slide

when you stuff her anus with a big mac, and urinate into the stuffed hole.

yeah I was shaggin' her last night, I even gave her the ol' hamburger slide

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Crack Slide

To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a woman’ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.

I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!

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cameltoe slide

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.

Just like titty fucking.

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