when someone says something very cringey or stupid that would belong in a tiktok slideshow, usually making fun of the person. this usually happens in tiktok comment sections.
person 1: βif my life was a book the chapter would be called the death of the princeβ
person 3: βslide 4 lil broβ
The feeling of not remembering certain parts of the previous night, similar to a slide machine missing slides in a slide show. Usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.
An example of a Slide Missing:
Frank: Hey man, what happened last night after Sally poured beer all over John?
Jack: No idea man. There are a few slides missing from last night.
8π 1π
When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
4 am shawty text me down. She gonna slide through.
8π 1π
when you stuff her anus with a big mac, and urinate into the stuffed hole.
yeah I was shaggin' her last night, I even gave her the ol' hamburger slide
16π 1π
To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a womanβ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.
I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!
50π 8π
To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.
Just like titty fucking.
179π 39π