Random
Source Code

Slipknot

n. Another one of those nu-metal rock groups that believe screaming and wailing nonsensical lyrics while โ€œthrashingโ€ on their guitars is a form of music. Hell, avoid this and all metal bands and new-age rock bands. Listen to something good, like David Bowie.

Notice how all the Slipknot fans do not use proper grammar? Notice how they have no grasp of the English language. Hell, the bastards wouldnโ€™t know proper grammar if it crawled up and bit them in the ass.

by Verges May 23, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


slipknot

a band with 9 members making loud noises and callin it metal.
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument

1 : hey i just bought the new slipknot cd!

2 : oh cool! , so when's your 13th birthday party again?

by esi88 January 7, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


slipknot

Basically an overrated band which consists of nine (Yes, NINE) people. Sounding too much like Sepultura instrumentally and god knows what vocally they can only find fans through selling out by wearing masks and jumpsuits(Which look prety silly). Their style is Nu-metal (Or as 'Maggots' ((Or as I call them 'Faggots'))call Alternative Metal.) They call their fans Maggots which real people might call Faggots. I would agree that their drummer is good but everything else is just bleh. Their singer is also in a band called Stone Sour which I kinda like but I still detest Slipknot. They have a Turntablist in a band which is pointless. Their guitar parts are repetitive and their bass is just incoherant. Lately they have decided to put in solos into some of their songs but they still sound like a cat being choked by a vaccum cleaner.
fans of this band always try to get me to listen to them but I have heard them and I really dont find the music any good.

Shitknot fan: Lolol u got 2 listin 2 Slipkunt, dey are da bestest ever.

Me: Ehh... no dont think so, go home.

Shitknot fan: omg ur queer slipknot are da bestest band ever and they have awesome gitars nd drumz. I'm a maggot and im awsum.

Me: Ahaha a Maggot. Even the band hates you. *Continues listening to Megadeth*

by Crap>Skipknot January 31, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


slipknot

self explanitry

lip snot

by Please Enter Name Here ◙◙◙&#9689 June 25, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slipknot

First of all fuckers. Slipknot do NOT label themselves as Black metal or Death metal. They just call themselves Slipknot. Just as their fans. And it's not just teenagers that listen to them. My dad, who's 41, like some of their songs. And to all of you who say that their songs doesnt contain other words than "fuck, I hate you", you should go and suck your daddy.
The reason they wear masks is that they don't wanna be judged by how they look. And they are not a band put together by a record company. And it takes talent to play 9 guys in a band. And last: maybe all the members of Slipknot are not the best drummer, or the best singer, or whatever. But put together they are the best band.

Stay (SiC) Maggots

Non-maggot: Slipknot suck ass.
Maggot: YOU suck ass. Go listen to your fuckin' pop-shit you call music

by Swedish_maggot December 4, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slipknot

fucking ace 9 man band from Des Moines ,Iowa. there lyrics are fuckin ace and all you haters who slag tehm off probably never even take the time to listen to one of there songs and think about the lyrics, and all you who keep complaining about them just screaming, have you even heard the new album?! theres acoustic songs there and corey has an ace voice. joey jordison is one of if not THE best drummer in the world. Jim and Mick (the guitarists for all you fucktards) are good, clever guitarists. theres a difference between being an ace guitarist and a clver one. who cares if the riffs are simple? it means that you dont ahve to be an absolute fuckin genious to play there songs. just becasue alot of slipknto fans are shitty fag mini moshers who think they are cool because there being "different" doesnt mean the band suck. anyways just wanted to give my opinion if you dont like it fuck you and go listen to whatever music you do like. oh and by the way, sorry for any spelling mistakes i know how uptight you people are about good old enlgish language lol

fag boy: slipknot suck jus because ther more mainstream
Slipknot fan: fuck you go listen to some of your shitty busted then come back and tell me who's mainstream

by Nig December 17, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


slipknot

One of the greatest nu-metal bands in existence, second only to KoRn overall. However, they surpass KoRn in terms of originality. With the single greatest drummer in all of metal and outstandingly creative and emotional music as well as a top-notch vocalist and guitarist, Slipknot is a defining nu-metal artist.

The intro to their album Iowa is a song titled (515), the area code.

by Christopher Powell May 2, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž