butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

Grayson Sloan

Super hot sexy mofo.

I got a grayson sloan do you.

Mya Sloan

Childlike creature that has an addictive personality to onething or another. Once with a mate, this creature will sink its teeth in until you have nothing left AKA Sucubus. All those that come across this creature BEWARE. You will be sucked into the dark Abiss.

Dude you so been Mya Sloaned

sloan

a fat retarded ginger that has no friends

damn. you’re a sloan.

sloan

a slug

he’s such a sloan

Sloan

man with massive genitalias

damn, your such a Sloan. I hope he's a Sloan

sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy!!!!

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!