Someone who collects large amounts of smegma.
Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master
paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort of “cheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it
“hey i need some of paul’s smegma”
“okay here”
(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.
Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!
A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.
I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.
A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.
I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.
A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.
I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.