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eating a nickel waiting for it to pass in the stool then removing it from the smelly load and going to the nearest 7-11 and buying a piece of bubble gum with it.
The hindu guy at the 711 refused to accept my smelly nickel.
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smelly ellie is a person who talks shit about people only to get other's attention. Body Shaming and insulting other's mental health is fun for her, as it makes herself feel better. She also enjoys not showering/ wearing deodorant to school, therefore smells bad. Which is quite disturbing for others. So in conclusion, Smelly Ellie not only physically smells bad, but is also a stinky person because of her shitty personality.
Guy 1: That bitch told me i was fat so my ed isn't valid
Guy 2: She's such a smelly ellie!!
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Coating your balls in pot pourri and procedding to bash them all over your partners face
Johnny: Man...we had a great time, i fucked her hard and then she asked for the smelly cherries.
Matt: true...true
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When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.
The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.
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A big smelly shit that one has taken.
Oh man I just dropped the smelly deuce.
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A smelly taco is slang for a vagina that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans.
Hey Steve, have you ever smelled Jane`s vagina? In my classification handbook for vagina scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.
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This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.
Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."
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