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to have hard nips when you are an immigrant
Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant
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A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.
"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."
To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.
Richard Simmons is quite the fudge smuggler
When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.
Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.
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Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.
The act of smothering someone or something while snuggling.
She loves that he is so affectionate, but he is a bit of a smuggler.
The kitten was smuggled to death.
Someone who is proud that they have not read Harry Potter
On purpose she won’t read any Harry Potter because it’s beneath her. She such a smuggle