you snooze, you lose

an expression which states that anyone will miss out on a great opportunity if they don't remain aware or open to communication.

"I tried to call you about those concert tickets, but there was no answer...guess you were still crashed out.... so I took Marsha instead.
We had an awesome time, both at the show AND afterwards! :)"

"oh well, you snooze you lose I guess."

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Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

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Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without

Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.

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u snooze u lose

If U don't take care of ur love--U lose ur love

Don't pay attention to ur girl--wife- whatever--they walk away--for they think U don't love them--U snooze u lose

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snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

Do A Snooze

When you take a large amount of heroin and overdose.

Wanna go do a snooze and overdose in the bathrooms?

snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.

Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!