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sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021


Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

by Mentae April 26, 2020


DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

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Upside-down Larry on the Sofa

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)

Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.

by Ghoststew October 15, 2019


Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheal ordered a red sofa and it still hasn't arrived and he is very upset. if you see anything red you can say its as red as Mr cheals sofa

omg your socks are as red as Mr cheals red sofa.

by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021


iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 6, 2005

89๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

by chawklit luver October 23, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž