southern bell

A female from the Southern United States; Usually implies that the female in question possess both beauty, charm and style, while having a core of strength, intelligence and wit.

Can also imply that the female named also has a tendencey to utilise all her cahrm, intellect and style in order to have others - Not exclusively male- to perform unpleasant tasks for her. However, a real southern bell will in fact perform msot such tasks herself.

" Dolly Parton runs her own business, plays several instruments, acts and writes, making her a modern southern bell."

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Southern Marsh

Preppy up and coming clothing brand. Worn mostly by southerners.

"Nice shirt man what brand is that?" "Southern Marsh bro"

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southern rock

Perhaps the greatest thing to ever come from classic rock, which is, in itself great. Southern rock puts a southern spin on classic rock. The guitar riffs are different, using a more honkey tonk style than general classic rock. It is a step between early country, (which was a bit slow) classic rock, (the best genera of music yet to exist) and modern country (which more or less sucks). All in all, southern rock is a great genera.

Southern rock artists include: Lynyrd Skynynrd, and the Allman Brothers

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Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.

"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.

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Dumb Southerner

What Donald Trump really thinks of his base as.

Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."

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southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

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southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.

Lick my southern mullet.

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