spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

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walking spanish

Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)

...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Spanish 96

The sexual act of pulling a girls butt cheeks apart and farting inside her asshole

The Guy-"Im gunna do something that will make us closer" (Spanish 96)
The Girl- "GET THE F^%K OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"

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Spanish rickroll

Seré tu amente bandido, bandido, corazón, corazón malherido, seré tu amante cautivo, cautivo, seré ahu!
From "Amante Bandido" by Miguel Bosé.

You've been Spanish rickrolled!

Guy1: Hey man, check out this video.
Video: Seré tu amente bandido, bandido, corazón, corazón malherido, seré tu amante cautivo, cautivo, seré ahu!
Guy2: Did you just Spanish rickroll me?

The Spanish Inquisition

No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Spanish Daniel

You and Your love partner want to try a Spanish Daniel so you pour a full bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey into their anus then plug it with a Spanish butt plug and shake it around then take the butt plug out and drink the Spanish Daniel

Friend: Dude why do you smell like whiskey?

You: oh I just did a Spanish Daniel

Spanish Basting

The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting it in a latino women

"Dude last night I gave Blanca a Spanish basting."