Random
Source Code
Random
Seré tu amente bandido, bandido, corazón, corazón malherido, seré tu amante cautivo, cautivo, seré ahu!
From "Amante Bandido" by Miguel Bosé.
You've been Spanish rickrolled!
Guy1: Hey man, check out this video.
Video: Seré tu amente bandido, bandido, corazón, corazón malherido, seré tu amante cautivo, cautivo, seré ahu!
Guy2: Did you just Spanish rickroll me?
No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
You and Your love partner want to try a Spanish Daniel so you pour a full bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey into their anus then plug it with a Spanish butt plug and shake it around then take the butt plug out and drink the Spanish Daniel
Friend: Dude why do you smell like whiskey?
You: oh I just did a Spanish Daniel
The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting it in a latino women
"Dude last night I gave Blanca a Spanish basting."
When your maid shits on your chest.
I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.
12👍 2👎
To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.
What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.
22👍 6👎
When you beat someone with the base of a full sealed wine bottle.
A Spanish Officer beat a peasant's face in with a Spanish Club in the movie Pan's Labyrinth.
22👍 6👎