Sparkle Fags

Vampiers of twilight or anything twilightish, or anyone who likes that shit film!

Man: So u seen that Twilight shit?
Fags: Yer, i loved it
Man: fuck you "Sparkle Fags"

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Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

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Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.

Bisexuals are half.

Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.

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Sparkle Theory

The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.

This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.

Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.

This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.

Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"

Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"

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Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

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Sparkle pussy

1: feeling very flattered and horny at the same time

2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside

(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle

Man: let’s have sex
Woman (object):no, let’s do sparkle pussy
Man:that’s a great idea

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Sparkle Fag

Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.

Bea said, "I wish my boyfriend sparkled."

Mac looked at his girlfriend and said, "Sparkle fag."

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