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A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.
Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.
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A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.
Mormon chicks sure are Sperm Shepard's!!!
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A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.
Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.
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An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.
After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.
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A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.
Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.
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I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".
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A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.
Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!
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