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attention sponge

A person who wants attention all the time.

Wilson is a nothing but an attention sponge,he wants people to talk about him all the time.

by engfun September 28, 2015


dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.

She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.

by Matt Sch August 12, 2005

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Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.

I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 4, 2009

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sponge-worthy

from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).

Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."

by jodama December 28, 2005

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boob sponge

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.

Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!

by xxxcreamytentacion January 1, 2018


Cut the Sponge

When your computer dies to a virus

James: Don't download that application! It makes Michael's computer cut the sponge
Peter: Aw damn thanks for telling me

by SPNGCTR March 14, 2021


Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

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