A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.
Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite
Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
A form of comics that rip video game sprites and paste them together to make comics.
Sprite comics are either good or really shitty, there is no in-between.
Good:
Actual effort taken when making a fan character, nice backgrounds, and funny jokes.
Bad:
All fan characters are recolours, the backgrounds are just one colour (usually white), and the jokes sound like something you'd hear on PBS kids.
Person 1:"Omigawd you stole the fan character from my sprite comic! Theif!"
Person 2:"You mean I stole the character you stole from Sega?"
When you’re asking a group of “people” if they want drugs while wearing a sprite shirt.
A synonym for an alcoholic beverage. Generally euphemistic or comedic in nature.
Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B, intoxicated: Blue Sprite!
It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there
Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.
Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.
Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls