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When A vagina Smells so bad, it reminds you of the Staten Island Dump..The smell Lingers on you for days.
I took This girl home last night from the bar and man her pussy smelt like the staten island dump, IT was like Staten island dump pussy.I almost passed out from the odor. Dirty Garbage smells better then that.
A refreshing summer time treat - half Budweiser and half Hawaiian-Punch.
What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!
When you are in the shower and the urge to poop overwhelms you. You dont want to perform the Manhattan Mudboot, so instead you poop into your hand, and toss it into the bowl.
Me- Dude, I was in the shower today and all of a sudden I had to drop a log.
Friend- So what did you do, the Manhattan Mudboot?
Me- No way man, I just did the Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer!
Friend- WOW! You've been eating these chicken wings and licking your fingers all afternoon!
Me- Oh Shit!
When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.
I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.
Staten Island Day Camp is the most amazing summer day camp in the world! If you say other wise you have serious problems. Staten Island Day Camp is so amazing it makes other summer day camps go "DAMN!!!" cause its that amazingly awesome!!!!
Staten Island Day Camp is so cool it rocked my socks off ;)
Don't make fun of Staten Island Day Camp or I'll murder you
Staten Island Day Camp is freakin beast!
If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.
Staten Island is the GOAT