The Steamy Wonder

A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.

Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"

Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."

Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."

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steamy dean

when you shit on a girls face and dean walks in and says wow what a steamy bitch

simon says; have you seen steamy dean?

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steamy finish

(see hot finish)this is similar but must be done outside on a cold day/night. your turd will then steam

i was out in the park and i gave this sexy little fguy a steamy finish

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Steamy Fun

Steamy Fun: To masturbate in the shower or bath.

I'm off to have some steamy fun.

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A steamy Cheaib

When a man is sexin' so hard that a woman's vagina actually starts to steam, due to friction.

Franklyn: What'd You DO last night?
Leonard: Just Chilled, I gave her a steamy Cheaib.
Franklyn: Did it set off the fire alarm?
Leonard: Almost.

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Steamy Karl

When a man or woman defacates on the other during sexual intercourse.

So me and Carrie do some weird stuff, like yesterday, I let loose a Steamy Karl right on her chest, it was amazing.

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Steamy Wonder

When you have held your shit in for so long that it produces a steamy sensation upon exiting your anus that makes you want to scream your favorite Stevie Wonder song.

After that long car ride home from the concert I went into my bathroom and took a fucking Steamy Wonder . It felt so good that I had to scream out SUPERSTITION!

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