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A barrio in East Side San Jose, which was once dubbed "The Lowrider Capital of the World." King and Story is also recognized as being the "Whittier Boulevard of the North" which has many similar characteristics as East Los Angeles. The usage and showings of lowriders is prevalent along King Rd and Story Rd. Lowrider Magazine was also founded in this barrio of East Side San Jose, CA
"Orale carnal, keep trucha, we're comin' up to King & Story!"
After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
Undertale parody of "Bad Romance"
it goes like this:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
it has more but I can't type it
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a story that has no point whatsoever.
person one: i talked to my mum on the phone today..
person two: yeah?
person one: thats it.
person two: what a pat story..
A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.
This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.
A nonexistent form of literature.
Nathalie: I love story tales.
Everyone else: What the fuck is a story tale?
A story about sex that gets you horny.
Here’s an example
Marks parents where gone on a trip for the weekend so they had the house all to them selves. They where watching Netflix when mark pauses the tv. then he leans over and kisses Amanda . he trys to pull away but Amanda starts to kiss him more passionately. They start to touch there tongues when Amanda takes Marks shirt off. She starts to kiss his neck as she makes her way down to his wonderful 6 pack. Then she takes his pants off and starts to give mark a handjob. She rubs his 10 inch cock gentle at first but As it gets hard she gets rough she squeezes and rubs it when he moans she starts to lick the tip slowly but then she makes her way up He screams and tells her to put all of it her mouth.
She does as he asked he cums all in her mouth. She instantly drinks up ever drop when she is done Mark strips her, picks her up and caries her to the bed. As he starts to eat out her tight shaved pussy as she moans he licks her clit carful not to penetrate. Then he he starts to finger her and she screams. Nothing had ever felt this good And then mark looks up at Amanda and enters her . She cummed all over his dick and moans so loud the neighbors could probably hear her but she didn’t care. All she cared about was that she was having the best sex ever. As mark hits her g-spot and she screams for him to go harder . Ohhhh it felt so good. He cums inside of her and she starts to violently shake from pleasure. Soon she falls asleep in marks arms knowing she just created the best sex story ever
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