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A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."
Wow, Toby is definitely a short straw. I can't wait until he leaves!
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When a person intends to drink the rest of your fountain drink through your straw
Son 1: Hey Mama, Big Brother won't stop hogging my drink!
Mother: Son, what did I tell you!? Don't straw-chug your Brother!
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To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.
John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.
Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!
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To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them.
Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks."
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Man: "I know this chick, she can sip on a straw like no other. You'll come in minutes."
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Usually for drinking but also used as a sketchy dab rig or nectar collectar by heating up one end and pressing it onto dabs vaporizing it while sucking on the other end to inhale the smoke and getting high.
Let's go smoke some dabs, don't judge me I only have a metal straw.
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hoover coke out of someone's asshole
He did a cocoa straw on that hooker last night.
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A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem
Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.
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