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Jaw-strength training is where you put random items in your mouth and chew them from boredom. But somehow in the end, leaves your jaw hurting like you just ate out a humongous pussy.
Joe : "Chris, why are you not eating my asshole out aggressively tonight?"
Chris : "Sorry Joe, I had a tough jaw-strength training session earlier"
Joe : "Oh well let me suck your dick then."
Oh boy, I feel like I just ate a humongous pussy out. Must have been the jaw-strength training.
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Older man’s code/description for size of tata’s.
She has a great personality but lacks upper body strength.
Older man’s description of the size of tata’s.
She has a great personality but lacks upper body strength.
A passing of bodily gas that has increased potency due to usage of a prescription drug that causes the stomach to be upset. Usually if the drug is meant to be taken with food.
Frank: “What the fuck, dude! It smells like a paper mill in here!”
Perry: “Sorry, brah. I took my Adderall this morning and now I’ve got those prescription strength farts. Been rippin’ ass all day!”
A person who’s fat that is strong as well only because of said fat
The fat nigga strength term only really ever applies when physical altercations occur such as a tug-o-war; a fat man vs an average man. The AM will have to maybe pull 350+ pounds while the FM will only need to pull around 200+ which is way easier since all you’d have to do is fall backward and the AM will only feel even more weight which 350+ pounds is already so much which causes the FM to win and the AM to lose simply because he weighs more. So the FM has fat nigga strength
a physical quality that entails unforeseen strength of an individual, including unexpected techniques based off of life experiance, and the ability to conquer others based on having more age age than them.
Joel: a twenty five year old male, with grey hair and a flabby body, on unemployment, who undeniably beats others at arm wrestling ( beats others who have a much better physique ) because of his past experiences with dirty manly jobs.
"He only won because of his 'old man strength'"
"thats cheating - thats 'old man strength'"
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When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength