sven joshua

sven joshua is a great person with a nice personality. he's kind of shy but if you get closer with him, he will be the one friend who always makes you laugh and always feeling great because he will compliment you in all ways. he is trustworthy and all in all one of the best persons you wilk ever meet.

Sven Joshua? Omg i've never thought that he's that cool! I really like him.

Sex Sven

In other words - 2 billion złoty

I checked my bank account and I got a sex Sven!!

Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*