Right Swipe

A person who is really hot and great and deserves a swipe to the right on the tinder thing

"What's your name"
"Crystal"
"You're hot"
"Yeah I know, I'm such a right swipe"

8👍 2👎

visa swipe

To swipe your fingers up a vagina to smell for freshness before muff diving.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...if it smells like fish, make it a dish.

24👍 13👎

Swag Swipe

The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points

Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"

Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"

Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"

8👍 3👎

Swipe Mex

The act of stealing or "swiping" a Big Mans girl. This must be done by some sort of mex that is friends with the Big Man. Usually involving some sort of credit card swipe motion when doing.

Big E: dude i just got swiped(hand motion)
Tiny: Was it by that swipe mex named tommy?!

8👍 3👎

Vagina Swipe

When any person try's to steal your vagina in a swiping manner. You may say "swiper no swiping" three times, and this can prevent the vagina swipe. (A vagina swipe can only be done to people who have vaginas Obviously)

Some random person: "VAGINA SWIPE!"
you: "Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping!!!!!""

6👍 2👎

pizza swipe

when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught

Sam: Did you see that awesome pizza swipe?
Brendo: Yeah but you got caught by Emma so it dosn't count

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safety swipe

A match made on Tinder with a person you only thought was kind of cute instead of the person you really wanted to match with. Alternately, a match with a thottie instead of a hottie.

Man, I keep getting matched with all my safety swipes.