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Someone who is obsessed with getting t-shirts with multiple Colleges on them
Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"
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The evil axis of t shirt websites consisting of Snorgtees, Noise Bot, and Bustedtees. Like how the axis in WWII consisted of Japan, Nazi Germany, and Italy.
Guy 1: What does Noise Bot and Nazi Germany have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...
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A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.
person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.
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a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits
"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"
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Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.
It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.
The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.
The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!
Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!
Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!
Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!
Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?
Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.
Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!
(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)