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A tattoo located on the small of a woman's back above the ass. Called a FM (Fuck Me) tattoo because they were first popularized by strippers and women who have them are assumed to be of low moral character.
"It's getting late and I'm horny. I'm going for the red head with the store bought tits and the FM tattoo."
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Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone
To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac
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When you and a friend make a pledge to get matching tattoos together.
Lara: Hey Hamish, I think it would a great idea if we were to get matching tattoos of the KFC logo on our bum cheeks!
Hamish: That's a great idea!
Lara: Instead of being my bottom bitch you can be my tattoo bitch
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It's a known fact that people with tattoos fuck better. Someone with cool tattoos who is also in shape is the sexual equivalent of chocolate. It needs to become a new category on www.PornHub.com.
Duane Thomas Denoi is tattoo porn.
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in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
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When the ink on your body takes over your skin
That b-ball player's got so many tats he's "tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos)"
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There are many meaning behind Swallow tattoos
1.Long ago, a sailor would get a swallow tattoo after succesfully sailing a certain amount of miles
2.The traditional tattoo means: A sailor gets a set of swallows on his chest, The story goes if he or she drowns, the swallows come down and lift his soul to the heavens.
3. A symbol of the working class pride, fast fist. The swallow tattoo in England means "these fists fly". Its mainly seen on old guys now who used to be good fighters or well know hard men back in the day The swallow tattoo in England means "these fists fly". Its mainly seen on old guys now who used to be good fighters or well know hard men back in the day
Boy-"Since you got your swallow tattoos, your Not scared of drowning?"
Girl-"The story goes that if I drown, the swallows come down and lift my soul to the heavens."
Boy-"So your not scared"
Girl-"No"
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