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As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.
When Hana and I were driving down the road and saw an on-coming Tesla model 3, she Tesla tapped me.
Butt chugging a natty from a beer bong while doing a keg stand. Term coined by critikal on Twitter.
Me and the boys finally did the Tesla coil on the weekend.
When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.
Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
Hi what’s your name.
I drive an ev
You must be a Tesla driver
Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."
A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .
It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news
A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.
It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason