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When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
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The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.
I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!
Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.
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when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.
Dam, Mark really gave her a serious chocolate elevator. Bitchen..
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Music you listen to while you're elevated, baked, lifted, stoned, blazed, or whatever colloquial term you use for "getting high"
"All we do is ride around and get high to it,
That's why we call it that elevator music"
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–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.
"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"
"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"
"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"
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A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!
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When a girl goes up and down while giving a traditional blow job, and humming elevator music.
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Hey buddy! Last night tanesha went down on me and gave me elevator dick. Now I get a boner everytime I go in an elevator.
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