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Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.
MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"
The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face
Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
When you get a booty call but the other person is too drunk to actually meet up.
She called me at 1am to come over to her house but she passed out before I could get there, total Booty Bluff.
A bluff that is convincing.
You just tough bluffed me out of $100. I give you props!
It is a wannabe Lake Forest. Nobody knows if Knollwood is its own town or a part of Lake Bluff. Suzy Swirls is nice I guess?
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
Lake Forester: Do you want to meet at Starbucks?
Lake Bluffer: No, Bluffingtons.
A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.
Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️