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a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!
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An abnormally large penis or a child.
How many cooch stretchers do you have?
A sci-fi take on the 70s bush in which one would hybrid growl and gargle when a man goes down on her death star.
Her chewbacca cooch was primed for my light saber
Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....
Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.
Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!
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When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.
"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"
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The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!
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