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cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.

Hogan is a cooch snatcher.

by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid October 28, 2007


cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick June 26, 2015


cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!

by orange123 March 2, 2009


Chewbacca Cooch

A sci-fi take on the 70s bush in which one would hybrid growl and gargle when a man goes down on her death star.

Her chewbacca cooch was primed for my light saber

by Nitrophoenix69 August 22, 2014


anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened June 22, 2007


gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

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poop cooch

When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.

"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"

by shit son April 5, 2006

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