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An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
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A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!
Your Grandpa thinks he knows his shit, but is realy an ID10T.
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the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.
Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.
Another name for wheelstops, tire stops, parking bumpers, parking stops, and dead men.
Keep an eye out for grandpa trippers if you walk through a parking lot.
When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly
Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!
When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"