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short for 'too long; didn't read'
the phrase though is used the wrong way and idiots all over the internet tend to overuse this after every fucking sentence they make.
example 1:i got caught fapping yesterday morning
TL;DR I got caught fapping
example 2: i took a crap to myself while in bed.Long story short, i shit myself asleep
TLDR; I shit myself.
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When an attractive photo is posted on twitter and someone finds it attractive, they quote RT it and share it to their timeline or "lob it to their TL"
girl: *posts selfie on twitter*
dude: damn she's hot *quote RTs with "lobs to tl" at the end*
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Inspired by TL;DR but for replies in discussions.
Too Long, Didn't Write.
Meaning: Man, the answer is too long to write, I can't do it now, sorry.
George: Can you explain this in more details?
Sylvain: TL;DW
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Virgin Lips for the True Love: When one saves his or her kisses for their true love, usually resulting in frustration on the true love's part because the VL is not yet sure if his or her significant other is really the ONE.
Danielle: Has Ben kissed Amber yet?
Marsha: Nah, he's still VL for the TL.
Danielle: Amber told me she's getting tired of waiting for Ben to make a move.
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Too Long;To Read & Don't Give A Fuck
'Dude': Hey 'Bro' take a look at this article it's only 4 pages long
'Bro': tl;tr&dgaf
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An acronym for "Too laggy, didn't watch"
To be used when someone sends you a video but you stop watching it because it is taking too long to buffer.
Kyle: "That video Jim sent us was hilarious! Did you watch it yet?"
Stan: "Nah, tl;dw"
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Too Long; Didn't Read; Not Enough Pictures
Can also be pronounced tildernep (til-der-nep).
A quick reply to someone after they've sent you a link to a long boring web page which they said was "interesting" but all you saw as blah, blah, blah and not enough pictures.
As Americans, our attention span demands that everything be summarized to a quick sound-bite and be accompanied by pictures and/or video so that we may digest the data with very little effort. After all, we are busy texting, talking, watching TV, de-friending people, and reading several blog entries at the time we clicked your lousy link.
"My girlfriend forwarded me some link about global warming and it was totally tl;dr;nep. They should make a movie or something about it. Then maybe I'd care. If there were enough naked women in it. Score!"
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