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when your bangin her good and she wanta to take it to another level you grab you alam clock and take things to the next level
girl: come on baby lets do the tik tok
boy: (grabs alarm clock) lets do this
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The tok & yoga consists of:
1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.
2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)
3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)
4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)
5. Yog
6. Whisper namaste
Person1: hey bestie, what are you doing tonight
Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.
Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.
When you spend bathroom time on tiktok
“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now”
The WEIRDEST app you will ever come across. Ever since Musical.ly ended and Tik Tok took over, all the red necks, elderly, wanna be Jacob Sartourious’, etc. have joined. You either go on there to troll or to be trolled.
“I’m bored bro, wanna go make videos of ourselves flossing to people crying on Tik Tok.”
Another word for cancer.
Cancerous 14 year old girl-"Hey do have Tik Tok"
Pog dude - "no do you have ligma"