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When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
Glossy taco is a nail polish too coat and was originated by Cristine from simply nailogical
"Hey can you hand my that glossy taco?, I need to finish my nails."
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cheap alternative to laxatives
when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell
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Any small, inanimate object that becomes tainted with urine.
I dropped my wallet on the floor of the public restroom. Now, it's a goddamn pee taco.
Tits that represent the essence of what a taco is ... an empty vessel without filling
Empty, hollow and pointless until filled
Once full and meaty and voluptuous these tits are deflated and devoid of filling
Fetch the foot pump
She had a serious case of taco tits. Fetch the pump
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Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato
Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco
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What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.
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