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The best girl in the whole wide world. she loves being talked to and when someone makes her sad only her bestfriends can cheer her up. she likes candy, happiness, and laughter because she is full of joy. she loves to sing but dance horribly. she loves movies and God! she likes to be the center of attention and listens to music 24/7. she is friends with a lot of groups of people. she likes to eat. she cannot be seperated from her ipodtouch. she is full of energy always and people love her for her happiness always. Joyce is everything good, even some stuff i didnt include. Not to boast, but its true. Lastly, you cannot forget that Joyce Tang's are beautiful. Joyce Tang's are so beautiful that she could be a model (but she cant waste her life on that because she is smarter than that) If you are friends with a Joyce Tang you are uberly lucky. If you are a Joyce Tang you should thank the Lord. Joyce Tang's are gifts from heaven, she is like an angel. If you are Joyce Tang's boyfriend you should be happier than ever knowing that your girlfriend is beautiful and everything youve ever wanted.. and more.
Girl: I just became friends with Joyce Tang!
Boy: Are you serious? OK..WELL SHE IS LIKE BEAUTIFUL. tell her i said that.
Girl: Ok.
Boy: OMG what if Joyce Tang likes me?!
Girl: IDK. I will ask her.
Boy: NOOOO! dont because she is like a model, she's like too cool for me.
Girl: Joyce Tang is like so nice though... she is friends with like everyone....!
Boy: Ok. I guess Joyce Tang should know because she is so uberly nice.
Girl: *thinking in mind* I'm so lucky to be friends with a Joyce Tang
Many Boys: *thinking in mind* I wish Joyce Tang were my girlfriend....!
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A kick ass rap group that came from the EAST COAST. possibly the strongest group of MCs ever put together.
often criticized by people who don't understand that not everyone likes the same type of music as them.
person 1: "Wu-tang kicks ass."
person 2: "wow, you're such a loser."
person 1: "why would that make me a loser?"
person 2: "because I don't like Wu-tang."
person 1: "don't make me shoot you."
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George Clooneys nick name, Because he's such a player, and gets mad poon.
(says Clooneys buddy to Clooney) "Nice job on getting that poon, Cloon Tang"
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Urine person drinks to hydrate oneself
Kevin: I'm thirsty but there's no water around
Alia: Go drink your own pee tang
"Lots of pussy."
Used to describe when large numbers of incredible sexay females are present.
Where tang becomes "pussy".
Example1:
"Come to the pub Tuesday night, there's copius tang there after 9pm!!"
Example2:
"Copious tang there yesterday, you missed it ..."
The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.
James 'Did you go the growl on her'?
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
When someone inhales the blunt roach..
damn nigga coy just wu-tanged the bleezy