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A person who is a source of tea/drama
Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip
an instrument of torture and a divine artifact of the teapot clan
holy crap jamal! kyle just pulled out the teapot!
A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.
Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose
I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot
A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot