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A woman or a girl who maintains a profile on Facebook or any other social networking website with the sole porpoise of attracting male attention.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
I can't believe my boyfriend requested a meeting from this local Facebook Tease when he was coming to visit me in my country. Now he says that he didn't get to meet her, as she didn't get back in touch with him after collecting his msn address. Now I pretend not to believe him.
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butthole licking aka Tossing the Salad. Tagging the alien is known as anal sex.
Your face smells like ass, have you been teasing the alien?
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Awesome pair of boobs that are unfortunately attached to a girl that is a tease. By extension these boobs are also a tease and only exist to tease you and give you boners. These boobs are of the highest caliber.
Me - God dam! That girl has a nice pair of titays!
Dude - Yeah! i know right! too bad that girl never puts out ><
Me - You serious!?!
Dude - yeah, i heard she's still a virgin
Me - ah fuck! talk about a pair of ti-tease.
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The practice of tying up your partner and teasing them repeatedly to the point of orgasm but denying, or stopping short of actually allowing them to orgasm.
The tied partner is usually stimulated repeatedly without relief. By carefully varying the intensity of stimulation, the passive partner is held in this highly-aroused state near orgasm. The tied partner's urge to orgasm can become overwhelming.
If the tied partner is allowed to climax it may be stronger than usual due to the increased tension and arousal that builds up during the extended stimulation.
The tied partner may also instead be denied orgasm or be given a ruined orgasm in which case they will generally feel strong feelings of sexual frustration.
She enjoyed doing a tie and tease to him. She would tie him spread eagle to the bed and tease him to the point of orgasm, but wouldn't allow him to achieve orgasm.
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When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.
Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?
Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.
Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.
When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.
I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.
At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.
"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."