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A branch of science that studies how to and tries to invent technology that will foil law enforcement.Studied by organized crime and some criminals.Inventer by a few academics who think the police take away too many of our freedoms and studied over a computer or from an expert in the field.
What do you think about antipolice technology?
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When playing ball, and you want to have a "code name" for an alley oop, you say, "AO technolagee...".
Civil Definition (c/o Wikipedia)
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An alley oop in basketball is an offensive play in which one player throws the ball up near the basket to a teammate (or, much more rarely, to himself) who jumps, catches the ball in mid air and immediately scores a basket, usually with a slam dunk remix. It is an impressive way to score and often electrifies the "spectators". The alley oop combines elements of teamwork, pin-point passing, timing, and drinking...I mean dunking.
History of the alley oop (c/o Wikipedia)
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Some credit Al Tucker and his brother Gerald at Oklahoma Baptist University with being the first to use the alley oop in the mid-1960s. Others credit David Thompson as the first player to execute the classic alley oop play while at North Carolina State University, with his teammates Monte Towe and Tim Stoddard performing the neccesary lob passes. There can be no question however that it was NCSU's Thompson who popularized the play during the early 1970s - exploiting his 48-inch vertical leap to make the above-the-rim play a recurring staple in the Wolfpack's offensive attack. Because dunking was illegal in college basketball at that time, upon catching the alley oop pass, Thompson would simply drop the ball through the hoop - not dunking one of the passes until the final play of the final home game of his career. During the 1990s NBA stars turned the alley oop into the game's ultimate quick strike weapon. North Carolina State also won a national championship on probably the most famous alley oop play of all time against the University of Houston. With time running out and the score tied in the 1983 championship game in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Dereck Whittenburg threw a high, arching pass to Lorenzo Charles, who caught the ball and stuffed it through the net to win the title.
Dude 1 (point guard) - stares at teammate
Dude 2 (power forward) - Nods at PG...
Dude 1 (point guard) - "time for some AO technology?"
Dude 2 (power forward) - "AYO...it's time for some AO technology...throw that shit up in front of me!!!"
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a way of describing some one who hates tech, and tech hates that person. these people usually end up breaking something or failing completely.
dude, you're technology illiterate
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Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.
1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)
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Less geekier than the computer science major but it is still very underrated. Usually the ones getting an information technology major are anime-MySpace addicting scene kids and wiggers and older guys that want to get a decent job because they got laid off and can't find a job at Wal Mart to feed their 6 kids. They are usually not part of the popular crowd since they spend their lives in front of their computer or video game console.
You do have your classic geeks in an IT Major too but they all seem to congregate to the computer science. But when you get done, you usually wind up as one of these guys working at Best Buy or Wal Mart, selling computers or helping them use Paint or something like that, but they make a pretty good wad, at least $20 per hour.
Information technology may be a little misfitty, but it gets good pay and the class is fun, what the heck
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a really nice song that has a pointless video...
billy-have u heard ayo technology??
freddy- yeah!! its awesome!!!
billy- yeah but i hate the video..
freddy- yeah..its pointless, man!
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The worst thing to ever come to man kind.
Computer Technology? I feel sorry for you man.
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