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When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.
Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...
When your jeans groin fold creates a tent that's bigger than your actual penis.
Look at that guy's cock! That's a Potemkin tent.
A tent effect created by an erected penis pushing the duvet upwards at one point.
The Dwarf Tent is created when someone lies down on their back under a duvet and their erected penis lifts the duvet creating a tent like effect.
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Pitching an erection in your underwear, particularly when waking.
What's that in your pants mate,
Oh No, I've got a full slumber tent this morning. Really need to whack it off.
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The act of a guy experiencing numerous errections.
There were so many babes on the beach that my brother started popping tents left and right
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The act of raising a tent or blanket or shelter with ones boner.
We forgot tent poles, Trevor can just pitch tent tonight.
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A tent typically draped over a muslim woman's entire body to prevent her skin from being seen by men, which would inevitably lead to sex: if a man sees any woman's skin he would be unable to resist his sexual urges, and would inevitably have to honor her obvious sexual invitation by forcing her to have sex. Her adultery or premarital sex would bring shame to her family, who in turn would be forced to stone her to death to uphold their honor.
A chastity tent is similar to a chastity belt in that the goal is to prevent women from having sex with other men. The difference is that the chastity belt physically prevents sex, and is enforced with a key, whereas the chastity tent works by visually preventing women from being seen (which inevitably leads to sex), and is enforced with the threat of beatings, rape, and stoning to death.
Muslim women enjoy covering themselves with a concealing chastity tent or head tent, even when overheating in the hot desert sun.
Doctor: Your vitamin D levels are dangerously low. If you continue to wear that chastity tent you put yourself at greater risk for heart disease and osteoporosis, and the baby you breastfeed may become malnourished and develop rickets. You must have 15 minutes of sunlight on your skin everyday.
Woman: I'd rather risk disease and a stunted child than be beaten by my husband or raped and then stoned to death.
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