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Hardcore Anal in the cowgirl position
Anthony: "Me and Avery did it Texan Style"
When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito
A Texan shooter is when you pull out and cum all over her face whilst saying “bang bang, bitch”
“Danny I just Texan shootered a hoe!” “Atta be joe!”
When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.
There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura
can be taken with coffee for extra panache
"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."
You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"