When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving
Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!
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James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks
Carol : EWWW get away from me
The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum
My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.
When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.
Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.
When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.
Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!
When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.
Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"
When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...
What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....