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Thanos

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 27, 2020


Thanos

Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.

Thanos killed Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man

by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019


Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ยฅ1273

by xercmercus July 6, 2019


Thanos

Died in endgame

thanos

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

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Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 30, 2019

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Thanos

Literally the hottest man on earth, with a sizeable penis. It was confirmed by Marvel that it is 12 inches, and they may change it to 13 for the dead Gamora scene in Avengers End Game

Person 1: Bro I want Thanos to do anal to me!
Person 2: Bro it's a whole foot!!!

by arglefloop March 1, 2019

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Thanos

A giant grape with a nut-sack chin that likes shiny rock that he Flex-Gules them to his grandmas 56 year old oven mit that then kills a bunch of fucking people with and everybody hates him for.

Thanos:owo a shiny rock, and another, and another, and another, and another,and another.
Thanos:oowh yayyay i have all the shiny rocks time for some snapees.

by Dummoterfuker April 28, 2019

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