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When a person (usually a young female) becomes emotionally unstable and maniacally loses their temper on a regular basis, most often when debating on topics such as driving skills, hygiene and the glass ceiling.
Gal: Hey dude should I bring this hoe to coyotes with us?
Jim: I dont know man, not a good idea, I heard that bitch was snapshow crazy.
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A girl-crazy person (typically used of a guy) is someone who adores, obsesses over and fantasizes about girls/women. Although sometimes similar, a girl-crazy person isn't the same thing as a “player” or “womanizer”, since they don't necessarily seduce women or have a lot of casual sex with women.
Girl-crazy people think about girls all the time, like 24/7. No matter where they go, be it a restaurant, grocery store, library or concert, they're always trying to scout out the hottest girls they can find. They often crack suggestive jokes and invent clever pick-up lines. They're amazed by the female gender, from their complex personalities to their gorgeous curvaceous figures. Some of them own Playboy & Victoria's Secret magazines full of sexy models, and some of them have bedroom walls that are suffocated in posters & calendars of hot women/celebrities. Some of them are a little more subtle, in that they merely just focus their minds on females. It's really a pretty wide spectrum. Neil Patrick Harris's character, Barney, from the award-winning comedy TV show, How I Met Your Mother, is a good example of a girl-crazy person. However, of course, there are millions of girl-crazy guys and lesbians alike. There's nothing wrong with being girl-crazy, as it's usually a pretty natural part of life and human (sexual) development.
David: I heard James has a new celebrity crush on Zendaya.
Keshawn: Ah, yeah, man, he's all about her.
David: But I asked him just four days ago who his celebrity crush was and he said Ariana Grande. He even had posters of her hanging in his room.
Keshawn: Yeah, he likes her too, but he done traded her for Zendaya now.
David: How come?
Keshawn: Well for one, she is super hot, and two, James is deadass girl-crazy.
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Used (in reply) via email or text when you don't have the heart or time to deal with someone else's problems. Primarily used to make your life sound more busy than it actually is.
Lucy: My cat's sick...I really need someone to talk to. Are you free this weekend?
Alice: Sorry can't...life is crazy! Maybe we can get together some other time? Hope you're doing well!
Lucy: *cries*
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When someone isn't actually "crazy," but has a magnetic, creative aura about them. Soaks up life, eccentric. Unique and unusual, but still live in reality.
"Is that chick crazy?"
"No, she's good-crazy."
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Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.
Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.
William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.
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When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!