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Accidentally breaking a plate or glass while drunk
He had another Greek abortion
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The product of taking too many laxatives.
You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.
Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?
You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.
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When some hardcore girl ends up pregnant, but decides to go out moshing at a local hardcore show instead of falling down the stairs.
-Hey man, I think my girlfriend might be pregnant.
-Dude, just have her go to the hardcore show friday and have a hardcore abortion.
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When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem
I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion
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Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.
Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.
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When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.
Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”
Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”
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1. Any abortion performed on a slutty kitty.
2. Any type of extremely cute abortion.
1. Cat, stop being such a whore or I'll have to get you a kitty abortion.
2. I had my hair, nails, and makeup done at the spa before I came into the clinic because I wanted it to be a kitty abortion.
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