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A supreme race. Half breed between Aliens and Gods. Only on surviving today. Have extreme power and can eat crowds of people. Will save the earth from the goons.
The alien/god is sexy and powerful.
Martha: That Sarah girl is so weird. what is she listening to?
Karen: shes listening to Alien Blues
A gender neutral alien from an anonymous planet with yellow-tinted skin and huge, dark-colored eyes. Very defensive and dangerous. Capable of killing and mutilating. Be very cautious when sighting one.
The alien hominid hungrily tore the FBI agent's head off.
A mafia-style torture, where the victims legs are made to bend at the knee the opposite way they usually do, making the victim look like an alien.
Christ, what did they do to his knees? Can he even walk?
Oh, you know, he was hanging with the wrong crowd, someone gave him the old alien legs.
Noun; An uncircumsized penis.
She wouldn't blow him because he had a hooded alien, and she doesn't like packaging on her meat.
1. an alien who does not have the necessary documents to be on earth.
2. illegal ownership of alien.
1. "Why's the alien so sad?"
"He's about to be launched into space because he is an illegal alien. That's why he is sad, and he will die."
2. "I have an alien at home."
"If you have an alien at home, he would be an illegal alien. You are not allowed to own aliens here."
Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!
Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.
Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."