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message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power
Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.
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The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.
Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.
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Seth Apocalypse is a pretty human-being, part of the LGBTQ+ community and very kind.
Seth Apocalypse has Japanese and Italian blood, ISFP and has two cats.
" Seth Apocalypse is so stunning! "
" Seth Apocalypse is my favorite person. "
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When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.
I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.
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The many unacountable people who are the male and female offspring of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. These people ride black horses, listen to heavy metal and rock and goth music, they ride the night and answer only to the Metal Inquisition. They ride through and burn chav villages and towns, leaving nothing in their wake. Male members are known as riders, female members are known as Angels Of Death.
The Riders of the Apocalypse charged in, destroying the village as they went, killing all who stood in their way
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The “Lesbian Apocalypse” is a rapidly growing Tiktok trend in which lesbians will all put the lesbian flag in their profile picture and mass follow each other until Tiktok won’t let them anymore. The trend is almost a symbolic response to the many hardships and traumas that are caused by nonlesbians. Even other queer people. Another word for this is “Lesbiphobia”. It only takes place in June (Pride Month) and will more than likely be a popular shared tradition within the lesbian community from here on out.
“Guys, it’s May 31, the Lesbian Apocalypse starts tomorrow! Introduce yourselves to each other in the comments below! I can’t wait to have more lesbian mutuals!”
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The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.
After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.
Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:
1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth
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