bert mccracken

crazy definitly, i did more than hump is leg at warped tour... heart flutters

hottie, great kisser, tease

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Q-Bert

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

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Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

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bert mccracken

hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore

ur hair rulez

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bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

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bert mccracken

probably the craziest person alive but also probably the most talented person alive... if i met him id probably be alittle scared then (like she said) have a sudden urge to hump his leg... few people would understand

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bert mccracken

the hottest guy ever (besides quinn allman) his music rocks and he writes the best real lyrics i have ever heard.

is this the ittalics under the definition? i think it is.

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