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Always an immigrant. Never legal. Can’t drive. Sits outside of Home Depot.
Wow. That’s a Carlos.
9👍 5👎
Insanely seductive Eurasian male. Tall in stature and kind hearted. A man who treats his woman like a queen and does insanely well in bed. Very cute at times and very wacky
4👍 2👎
I don't know if u r reading this Carlo, but i just wanted to let u know i miss you.
5👍 3👎
Someone who thinks he is cooler than he acually is and makes up things to tell people that are not really funny
My friends Shane makes up Carlos to make himself seem cool, but he is gay.
35👍 46👎
A type of guy who wants girls for one thing, sex. These guys are usually douche bags who wear tank tops, backwards hats( Vans, Fox, Metal Mullisha, etc.), skinny or sometimes baggy jeans, or even board shorts, and heavily shaded glasses(Spy, Oakley, etc), sometimes tattoos. These guys are obsessed with personal appearance and work out for hours on a regular basis. Carlos' usually smoke cigarettes and drive American made cars thinking there the coolest shit ever. Carlos' treat their girlfriends like dirt but for some reason the girl still stays. Girls find Carlos' irresistible even though their assholes. Activities of a Carlos include, talking about or even fixing up cars, smoking cigarettes, getting drunk, working out, getting tattoos, and treating girlfriends like shit, but it's ok, girls like bad boys even though they deny it.
guy 1: damn! look at that girl! she's so hot! I would kill to date her!
guy 2: Pshh, yeah right, look at her boyfriend; bro's wearing a tank top, smoking a cigarette and checking out other chicks, fucking Carlos.
Girlfriend says to Carlos: oh babe, I love you!
Carlos: huh, oh yeah, love you too. *looks at girl passing him* damn look at that babe, she's fucking hot, I'd hit that!
*Girlfriend rolls eyes, and wraps her arms around his waist while he puffs away on another cancer stick*
28👍 36👎
A fairly average, but very nice guy. He is loved by everyone, though he rather spend time with his close friends. He loves to go out - not so much to go wild, but to have a good time. A Carlo will not be able to stand being at home for too long - he needs to be free! He does not like getting on people's bad sides, and will always give into an argument, obey authority figures such as his parents, and listen to the rules. Carlo is very trusting, and doesn't question anyone when they tell him something. He is quite innocent in nature.
I can't believe Carlo thinks that's the truth!
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a teenage male, who was a great friend, likes to wrestle, has kissed a paige and an erin, has a downsyndrome dog named chewy, likes to eat bagles, could live off of chocolate covered espresso beans, only disney movie he has seen is mulan 2, always there whe you need him or for a good laugh. likes seeing penises on omegle. all the time.
"look at that kid whos really cool, he must be a carlo"
37👍 54👎