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A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.
Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.
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a nasty short fat dick! or just a cool word to call people
"god damn get ur chode outta here"
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A penis wider than it is long.
I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.
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A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.
Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!
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Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
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Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.
Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.
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A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)
Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.
Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."
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